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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Thu, Apr. 9th, 2009 11:15 pm

..is now called 7-Up with antioxidants. What's that about? Anyway, apparently soda is totally healthy now, so I guzzle it with abandon because of course society says I need to be watching my bridely figure.

I sure hope bridely is a word!

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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Sat, Mar. 28th, 2009 11:43 pm

no one told me there were tornadoes in Tennessee.

WHAT
'THE
FUCK

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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Tue, Mar. 17th, 2009 06:01 pm



I found my veil on eBay, on the cheap. My Abe is modeling it.

Today we took Bindi puppy to the dog park in Nashville instead of our small-town dog park. She's used to like 4 dogs at most, but there were about 15 at the park today. Her solution was to ignore every dog and wander around aimlessly.

At the same time, I'm used to dealing with only a couple of dog owners, whereas today there were a billion. And they're all talking about their dogs as their "kids," so my solution was to ignore them all and wander around aimlessly.

Also there's this goddamn little bird that decides to fly into our front door over and over.. and over.. every time it gets warm. One time it stopped for about an hour and I thought it had a traumatic brain injury.. but no. Fucker's back.



ETA more wedding garbage now complete with a pollCollapse )

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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Fri, Mar. 13th, 2009 09:53 pm

I suck at updating my LJ. Maybe because every day is the same, and entries that say, "First my puppy woke me up with barking and biting, then I took her outside in the freezing cold, then I tried to go back to sleep to no avail because of said biting.. looked at vintage glassware on eBay.. ate salad with balsamic gorgonzola dressing.. went to work.. ate more salad.. came home.. watched random episode of Lost with boyfriend and puppy.. went to sleep" aren't worth making y'all read?

So the whole wedding thing is super weird. I'm getting to the point where I hate weddings and yet I love the idea of our wedding. But really, every blog has the same stuff over and over. Strapless wedding dress? Check. Brown matching bridesmaid dresses? Check. Stupid aisle runner with stupid bride & groom names on them? Check. "Arty" pictures of bride's shoes, dress hanging in the window, and rings presented in some "unusual" way? Check. Dumb "party favors" people are going to throw away when they leave? Check. And what's sad is people are paying an average of $20k for these cookie-cutter crapfests.

All I want is a fun party with lovely decor and all my friends and a one-man-band guy who plays karaoke for us and plentiful booze. And I want nice pictures to remember it, but none of them of my shoes, and no $2k photographer bill.

Also, I want some pinatas. Is that so much to ask?

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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Sat, Jan. 10th, 2009 03:55 am

This conversation just happened at "Rojo" inside The Palms in Vegas.

(Background: my friend Carrie is a huge KC Royals fan.)

Guy hitting on Carrie: my favorite team is the Royals.

Me: oh really? Let's have a Royals fan-off. Who's your favorite all-time Royal?

Guy: I think Brett favre. But he doesn't count because he's retarded. I mean, retired. Yeah. Brett Favre.

Us: ...

Fin.

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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Thu, Oct. 30th, 2008 10:03 am

If you believe Scott Eyre, who lived through it, Pedro Feliz, who lived through it too, came up to him after the seventh inning of Wednesday night's World Series finale and said, "This time, we're going to get those five outs."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
WHAT THE HELL

Sorry, that was just my internal reaction screaming to get out. Fucking, what the hell!!!! Aaaaahhh!

Anyway. I hate Elisabeth Hasselbeck. And losing the World Series.

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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Wed, Oct. 22nd, 2008 07:49 pm

CASHMERE is sweater material
KAZMIR is a pitcher
YOU are a shitbag who shouldn't talk on my TV.

I kinda want to go back in my archives and see just how many times I have bitched about Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. Maybe I could repost them all, in honor of the Phillies-Rays World Series! Bud Selig had nightmares about this... and now it's here! Mwahahaha!

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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Sun, Oct. 19th, 2008 02:58 pm

Has anyone noticed JT O'Sullivan fumbles seemingly ALL THE TIME?

Could it be because he has unusually small hands? Like, baby-sized? Like that freaky Mandrell sister in the SNL skit? Like, tiny as hell? Like too small to hold a football?

Nah. That's ridiculous.

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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Wed, Oct. 15th, 2008 09:02 pm

They're all the same. Except this time McCain is throwing in some extra Obama insults because the angry crowds told him to. And McCain sounds more scattered.

Srsly I've heard all these speeches so many times. So. Many. Times. I want to just watch Project Runway but it feels unAmerican.

In other news: Phillies!!!

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doctorzbornak
doctorzbornak
So I Married an IPI Violator
Fri, Oct. 3rd, 2008 08:37 pm

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

Also, SHUT UP.

Love,

Everyone who is trying to watch baseball without their ears starting to BLEED.

PS Why did I just keel over laughing at this? I'm genuinely sad that the little deer died.

PPS Why won't you answer my letters, Bon Jovi?

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